This clip is not safe for work or kids, but it's funny. 

My wife really love's those stupid Twilight books.  Too bad she already has a great job.  If you know someone who's beyond crazy about Twilight and needs a job, here you go! 

I should warn you though, this job could really suck the life out of you...sorry, couldn't resist.

Free chair for someone who really likes used gum.  Pretty good spoof...at least I hope it's a joke.

As a surfer, I just couldn't resist this ad.  Apparently, stoked goats make the best goat cheese. 

OK, I couldn't resist on the title...sorry.  Hmm...what kind of illness does the poster have? Narcissism?  Really, don't bother this person with your petty songs, you haven't been through what they've been through. 

Thanks to @gBaksta for finding this winner.

Since we (New Englanders) have Tom Brady I don't think I'll have to resort to this tactic in the next decade, but in Charlotte one fan is looking to sell the Panther's QB.  Yes, Jake Delhomme is for sale.  At least he wasn't listed as "free to a good home".

Thanks to @erbower for tweeting this one.

I'm not sure what this Craigslist poster meant, but I'm not buying this sofa bed.  Perhaps he bought this from Sofa King and couldn't return it?  UPDATE - I'm told "cum" is Latin for "with"...

Thanks Glenn for sending me this one!

I have great neighbors, so I don't need Craigslist to find ways to torment them.  This guy is at least clever.  He should make sure to get a sad or scary clown...a happy one might be too enjoyable for his neighbor.

Thanks to @davidsess for finding this one.

Are you looking for a roommate rental on Craigslist?  If your lucky his chute was packed poorly.

Thanks to @iamcarriesoom for finding this post.

Do you make sure to fully disclose the condition of what your selling on Craigslist?  This guy does.